Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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