If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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