I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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