it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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