you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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