STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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