i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize