Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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