11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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