Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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