STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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