If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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