how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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