sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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