Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was born a porn star she said
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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