Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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