check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Everclear isn't food dammit
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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