He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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