I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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