You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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