At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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