I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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