I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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