I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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