I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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