is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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