The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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