i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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