Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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