i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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