You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
where are my eyebrows?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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