I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I just had sex on a roof
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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