theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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