He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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