i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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