You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I came so hard my ears popped.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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