I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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