The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I FOUND THE LEGS
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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