Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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