We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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