Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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