you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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