I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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