No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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