Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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