i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
there was a trapeze. enough said
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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