There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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