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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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