Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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