for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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