i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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