Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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