Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
P.S. I can't hear my feet
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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