I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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