He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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